We’re taking off with the Air & Water Show at 1PM, Sunday, August 17th—parachute in for our Paper Airplane Throwing Contest. Fold your fighter jets, hurl those bad boys into the sky, and fight for prizes so underwhelming that they’ll haunt your dreams (free aviator shades, beach balls, and parachuting dudes—how amazing).
You must factor in the plane’s aerodynamics, the beer’s humidity, hot steam off the wings, and the precise yet tipsy angle at which you throw the plane. Just kidding. You don’t have to be Maverick in Top Gun or the smartest engineer or the strongest pitcher—sometimes, you just need a little luck!